Little-known facts

"Did you know that when you put a shop vac up to your hair that it will suck the sweat off when you're hot?"
And another little tidbit:
Little Knight said: "Look Dad I have egg muscles!"

From Page, to Squire to Knight?

Thinking I could persuade the younger prince and princesses not to have any ice cream because I had just finished cleaning up all the dishes, I said, "You can only have ice cream if you wash your own dishes."

Benj quickly piped up, "I can do that. I know how to wash dishes. Joseph let me when I was his page!"